{"product_id":"🎁novelty-squeeze-pooter-fart-machine","title":"🎁Novelty Squeeze Pooter Fart Machine","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💨 Hilarious Fart Sound Machine — Get Ready to Laugh:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If you're into bathroom humor or just love a good prank, this is your must-have gadget. One squeeze = instant hilarity. Perfect for parties, offices, or random chaos. Flatulence, now fully portable!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✋ No Batteries, No Fuss — Just Squeeze and Fart:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHold the vent toward your palm (2–3cm behind the thumb), give it a confident squeeze, and let the farting symphony begin. Mix it up with different hand positions and pressure—you'll be amazed at the variety of toots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎭 Prank Like a Pro:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eGot an annoying coworker? A sibling who needs payback? This is your silent-but-deadly revenge. It's the ultimate prank weapon—subtle, silly, and always effective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏆 Become a Farting Legend:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYes, fake farting is an art. And you're about to become a Picasso of poots. With practice, you’ll master everything from the stealth squeak to the thunderclap. A new kind of skill. A proud new title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 The Gag Gift Everyone Remembers:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt's weird. It's wonderful. It's unforgettable. Whether for birthdays, white elephant parties, or just because—you can't go wrong with a classic fart toy. Warning: uncontrollable laughter may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastin.top\/image\/9df35a729aab2857be52faadb653fac5f35e150a.jpeg\" alt=\"fart-toy\" width=\"850\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"fart-toy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastin.top\/image\/58711e6b519d0ee801cf5c47f2e560e14c7c587f.jpeg\" alt=\"fart-toy\" width=\"850\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"fart-toy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastin.top\/image\/72a4cd17e28a887acdeaeec4a86732ab4aa78a5e.jpeg\" alt=\"fart-toy\" width=\"850\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"fart-toy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastin.top\/image\/876c1d01092666e6ac8871717d75262d865adda8.jpeg\" alt=\"fart-toy\" width=\"850\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"fart-toy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastin.top\/image\/2e374417e7ff733b45a54450bd62ef71ffdf164c.jpeg\" alt=\"fart-toy\" width=\"850\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"fart-toy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"AresCart","offers":[{"title":"Buy 1","offer_id":51027846594869,"sku":"","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 2 Get 1 Free ( 3 PCS )","offer_id":51027846627637,"sku":"","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 3 Get 2 Free ( 5 PCS )","offer_id":51027846660405,"sku":"","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 5 Get 5 Free ( 10 PCS )","offer_id":51027846693173,"sku":"","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/7901\/5477\/files\/9df35a729aab2857be52faadb653fac5f35e150a-1000.jpg?v=1750175006","url":"https:\/\/arescartshop.com\/products\/%f0%9f%8e%81novelty-squeeze-pooter-fart-machine","provider":"AresCart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}